I totally understand why you do it... the less there is to read and write, the more time there is to eat more lard. And lets face it, what would America be without lard.
Damn right. You guys and your fancy letters and words. Give me something fried! I have someone standing behind me at all times reading what's on the screen. I make them do it in a British accent so everything sounds more sophisticated. I mean, who has the time to read? Or even the ability? I'm just a simple man.