0-25 wimpy a$$ B%tch
25-50 Weak Mofo
50-75 Street punk luzar
75-100 Gaining skills
100-200 street fighting champion
200-300 Black belt expert
500-700 Real Heavy Soldier
700-900 MMA GOD
900-1200 Living Legend
1200-1500 Hazuez (jesus in spanish)
1500-2000 Hotter then modana in a pointy bra
2000+ The One
Mac Danzig and his bird feeder once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Mac Danzig can kill two fighters with one bird feeder.
Superman owns a pair of Mac Danzig bird feeder pajamas.