Originally Posted by deadmanshand
I'm not afraid to get my ass kicked. It's happened before and Nick would certainly be able to do it. Wouldn't stop me from saying it just like it hasn't stopped me the other times I've gotten my ass kicked. I'm not afraid to speak my mind - even if it costs me. If I can call Matt Hughes a dick to his face I'm fairly sure I won't have an issue saying this to Nick.
The lesson for today? Not everyone is a coward.
so i'm in the shower and these dudes are like laughing and **** and this one guy is like pretending to jack off with a towel or something. so i charge out of the shower and spear this guy right in the chest with my badass crew cut head. i look like guile from street fighter. so this punk ass is on the ground with a broken sternum, and i'm just standing over him and i don't even notice that i'm naked and my huge ass dick is just swinging in the wind.
so i'm all "you homo boys can play with each other all damn day, for all i care. i just squatted 580 today, and i need a shower." so i walk out still naked and march across the gym to the ladies locker room and get in the shower. all these hot ass bitches are naked in their and they flock to me like i'm goddamn catnip. so i start ****ing all these bitches and **** in the shower, and i'm just thinking to myself, "i'm so damn bad." and they're putting shampoo in my crew cut head. i look like guile from street fighter.