Hendo uses his wrestling for once and gets Machida in the crucifix, then beats on him until he wins by TKO.
Ronda wins the fight, but tests positive for weed thanks to hanging around with the Diaz brothers. Dana White flips out and drops a record number of f-bombs.
And last but not least, I want to see Koscheck get his face broken or knocked out again. Preferably both.