Plod plod plod plod inside-legkick right-hand Plod plod plod plod inside-legkick right-hand Plod plod plod plod inside-legkick right-hand Plod plod plod plod inside-legkick right-hand... etc
Please retire your small ass testicles once and for all Dan.
Somebody mentioned that he has midget legs. Think it might be true.
Here's the problem this similar kick hurt Rashad and dropped Rich Franklin.
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Exhibit B. Similar crane kick knocked out Randy.
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Exhibit C. Knee that dropped Tito.
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This fight didn't "seem exciting" because Machida couldn't hurt em and of course Hendo couldn't reach em. I actually thought Machida could test Hendo's chin...apparently it was only a tickle. Pillsbury anybody... When you have an opponent who can take those shots as noted in my exhibits and also wields a magical fist of fury with a HP (hit point) of 10,000 then you have a fight that transpired the way it did.
So yes I believe Hendo is actually a magical mutant gnome. One who can fawk your shiet up if you decide to play with em.
Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.
Baked, not fried... the healthy choice.