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Originally Posted by Soojooko
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Please retire your small ass testicles once and for all Dan.
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Somebody mentioned that he has midget legs. Think it might be true.
Here's the problem this similar kick hurt Rashad and dropped Rich Franklin.
Exhibit A.
UFC_Lyoto vs Hendo_v1.jpg
Exhibit B. Similar crane kick knocked out Randy.
UFC_Lyoto vs Hendo_v2.jpg
Exhibit C. Knee that dropped Tito.
UFC_Lyoto vs Hendo_v3.jpg
This fight didn't "seem exciting" because Machida couldn't hurt em and of course Hendo couldn't reach em. I actually thought Machida could test Hendo's chin...apparently it was only a tickle. Pillsbury anybody... When you have an opponent who can take those shots as noted in my exhibits and also wields a magical fist of fury with a HP (hit point) of 10,000 then you have a fight that transpired the way it did.
So yes I believe Hendo is actually a magical mutant gnome. One who can fawk your shiet up if you decide to play with em.
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