I'm good at every type of game except for RTS. I am just plain out awful at RTS games, I mean bad. Bad bad. I'm pretty good at games like Civilization 5 and strategy games in general (Xcom for example), but the RTS genre like Starcraft/Company of Heroes and the like, I just can't play them. I can hardly play them single player, much less multiplayer a against real people.
"You lack the requisite spine and testicular fortitude to study under me"
“You do not know the first note of the music that moves me.”