She was a gigantic story both here and in the UK. Ugly bitch with an amazing voice that went on to "live the dream". Very nice lady, but ugly as hell. She is probably the least deserving to die. But also the least f*ckable. Not really rich enough to warrant marriage. So while I'd get the least amount of joy out of killing her, it's be tough. Lady Gaga is clearly the most deserving to die and would give me the most joy. But she is also the richest and she is pretty unbangable herself, that is also one ugly bitch.
So I guess I'd be forced to **** Snookie, marry Susan since she is wealthy enough to keep me happy and kill that stupid bitch Lady Gaga.