Originally Posted by Hammerlock2.0
Nope, first you **** her, then you marry her and then you kill her so you get the money.
**** Gaga, marry Salma Hayek (I assume this includes more ****ing), kill that other person.
More like first you marry her, then you kill her, then you f*ck her.
OK. I'd probably f*ck Snookie. Had to look her fat ass up. She only gets to f*ck me because of the process of elimination. I'd have to kill Gaga. I couldn't pass on an oportunity like that! I'd marry Susan Boyle. She could look after me, cook and shit. I'd cheat like a mad bastard though.