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post #18 of (permalink) Old 03-06-2013, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Tyson Fury View Post
More like first you marry her, then you kill her, then you f*ck her.

OK. I'd probably f*ck Snookie. Had to look her fat ass up. She only gets to f*ck me because of the process of elimination. I'd have to kill Gaga. I couldn't pass on an oportunity like that! I'd marry Susan Boyle. She could look after me, cook and shit. I'd cheat like a mad bastard though. could anybody possibily get it up on that frumpy woman. OMG...limpity limp. Even the blue pill wouldn't work.

Now I need to look at some hot Victoria's Secret models to get my mind off that. Look what you've done sick bastard.

Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.

Baked, not fried... the healthy choice.

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