ROFLZ...how could anybody possibily get it up on that frumpy woman. OMG...limpity limp. Even the blue pill wouldn't work.
Now I need to look at some hot Victoria's Secret models to get my mind off that. Look what you've done OU...you sick bastard.
Yeah it wouldn't happen. If I had nothing to do one day and she had cooked me a nice dinner, maybe, just maybe, Id turn off the lights in the bedroom, and very quickly thrust a giant dildo in and out of her blatently massive vag. I'd probably so ashamed i might have to give her a few slaps...you know, to keep her in check and shit.