More like first you marry her, then you kill her, then you f*ck her.
OK. I'd probably f*ck Snookie. Had to look her fat ass up. She only gets to f*ck me because of the process of elimination. I'd have to kill Gaga. I couldn't pass on an oportunity like that! I'd marry Susan Boyle. She could look after me, cook and shit. I'd cheat like a mad bastard though.
ROFLZ...how could anybody possibily get it up on that frumpy woman. OMG...limpity limp. Even the blue pill wouldn't work.
Now I need to look at some hot Victoria's Secret models to get my mind off that. Look what you've done OU...you sick bastard.
LOL, this thread is beautiful. You know you like it.