I've only recently moved in! And there was a lock on my door! Son of a bitch broke it off. I'm in control of my emotions but the temptation to snap his arm is very real. The police came round last night but the upshot of it was theres not much they can do. Typical.
Oh and I wouldn't use a bat. Using weapons would only give the police more of a reason to send me down. If I armbar the c*nt however, I can say it was in self-defence or some shit. Theres a 1% chance of me actually hurting the piece if shit though. Would only exacerbate the situation.
Damn they had bolt cutters. Taser his ballz. You like stealing stuff...zap...mutha ****.
Last resort...check craiglist, ebay or local pawnshops for your stolen goods.
I like the arm bar though...then you can taser him afterwards.
Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.
Baked, not fried... the healthy choice.