I wish I could. Not currently financially viable.
Sweet. Now read story about some dude who beats his kids, animals, wife and get real angry. Then bring two tasers. One for each ball.
Same thing with women. Patrice Oneil said it best. Women would get along with men far better if they equated how they feel about their vagina to how men feel about their time. If a man has sex with a woman and the woman has no desire for it, that's ****. If a man is on the phone and says he has to go and a woman says "why do you have to go I want to talk some more" that's raping him time.
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Damn straight. I once moved in with a girl after about a month of meeting her. Needless to say we split up. 2 months later.
Hit him with a banjo. I saw a guy get hit with a banjo once...and he went down.
Genius idea. I could tell people I once hit a man with a Banjo for steeling my shit. That would be cool to say.