Don't be afraid to drop those extra "u"s when you start posting more. Those things seem to run wild in your part of the globe.
HUMUHUMUNUKUNUKUAPUAAS - A small Hawaiian triggerfish 9 U's.
Throw back jokes...
Amy Winehouse bumps into Jeremy Clarkson at a rave.
She says to him, "What do you do?"
He replies, "Top Gear".
She says "******* brilliant I'll have two grams"