The wife and kid are away on a little holiday so I've got the house to myself for once.
Imma drink what I want.
Imma smoke in the house.
Imma eat some pizza.
and Imma not going to spray air freshener in the toilet after I've took a shite
Don't ever get married folks.
Dude, you know what time it is. Get the turntables out, monitor + speakers, book a trance and house dj, rent some UV lights, laser system + hazer, trussings for your stage, water bottles, order a batch of mollies, then promote it on Facebook. House party of the year!
btw: Hope you have home insurance...but it'll be worth it.
PS: Got a bunch of shades already, but thinking about getting SPY sunglasses. It's wraparounds, but with no nose padding. It's polarized though. Price tag - $149.00
Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.
Baked, not fried... the healthy choice.