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post #5 of (permalink) Old 06-24-2013, 03:51 AM
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Adding to the list above.

Don't date a club hopping bar star with enhanced Ds, blond streaks, banging body, who drives a benz and has two kids from two different fathers.

Don't date a girl with a similar birthday as you cuz it'll be like dating yourself...personality wise.

Don't date girls online because you'll definitely be in for a surprise! *note* Have not dated girls from online in a very long time. I just can't find myself finding a wife online.

Don't date your landlord lady to pay rent.

Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.

Baked, not fried... the healthy choice.

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