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post #11 of (permalink) Old 06-24-2013, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Life B Ez View Post
One too many horror stories I've heard. I did it for half a second and was like nope I'm out after messaging one girl. Not to mention more than once I've been emailed or shown a profile of someone I know and it always becomes a huge joke within my group of friends.

Was at the gym lifting today because I don't want to get fat and flabby up top waiting on my leg. Was thinking about talking to this girl I seen but she was on the treadmill with headphones in and I wasn't really sure how to strike up a conversation. It's not like I could start running next to her haha. So I did what I always do. Nothing.

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Dood, you already have the ice breaker in "what happened to your leg" your golden, except you were unlucky with the headphones though

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