Yeah... don't expect any sex tonight after that, you're sleeping on the couch.
I am pretty much "gameless" right now. One of the reasons I like gaming so much is because I live in a tiny town with 3 things to do - walk on the beach - walk in the woods - go fishing. After about 18 years of living here, I've found that playing games can take up a lot of my free time, so it blows when there's no games out that interest me or at least none I have found yet.
I might have to go back to Skyrim...
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