Ok, so it's about this old man, and a couple of years ago, he was beat up, bruised, and was left with no one who cared. He met up with this evil witchdoctor, and he asked the witchdoctor to start casting spells on his opponents. Over time, he'd start winning, and would then be in the big leagues. He, of course, asked the witchdoctor to help him get the championship. The witchdoctor accidentally casts the wrong spell on the old man, and now he fights like he's a chicken, flapping his arms, pecking, and kicking at his opponents. He makes chicken sounds, and the whole ordeal. It is up to the old man's dog to save the world.
Fred Ward is Ken Shamrock.
.....In....Shamrock's & Shenanigans.