I hate to sound like a never been nowhere hick (which I am) but do y'all really have pike and perch in your river??
what an awful terrible thing to do to a kid. slap the shit out of her and send her down the hall to the parenting class.
just guzzling some coffee and catching up on you guys.
I saw this and thought of 'owns. I forget how badass you Aussies are. In my neck of the woods people freakout over an 8ft alligator eating their dog.