Breaking Bad tonight!
Get a pitbull. They do the job. Juss gotta train them properly because they will destroy your house, tear up garbage bags, leave presents (doo doo) on your clothes, chew on the door, urinate on the couch, but they'll tear up any intruder.
OR Katana blade.
Anybody ever feel like betting the entire house + life savings on a fight you feel extremely confident about and doubling up your money.
I use to pick fights fairly accurately, lately it's been like 60% at best. A few weeks ago was terrible, this weekend was sublime!
Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.
Baked, not fried... the healthy choice.