Today I present to you a collection of Dr. Pepper that I found floating on the world wide web. Like, if you knew how many bootleg versions existed. Dr. Perky sounds good. I would have been sold on The Real Dr.
Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.
Baked, not fried... the healthy choice.