U really want get her back then video tape the kid calling you that, play along with it like the Will Ferrell skit with the alcoholic landlord baby Pearl, THEN post it on Youtube and watch the clicks go up. $$$
I'll make you famous!
About to head to work, eat some breakfast, then meetings all day.
Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.
Baked, not fried... the healthy choice.