Yes telling him Santa might be going too far. Tell em thanks for calling you the "c" word then tell em he should tell that to his kindergarten teacher...haha. Kindergarten teacher writes him up, his mom comes in, they have a disciplinary hearing, kid gets expelled...they have to move out to a new neighborhood. It's all part of the masterplan.
Couldn't help myself. Bought six donuts for $2. That is my breakfast + a croissant and clam chowder soup.
Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.
Baked, not fried... the healthy choice.