You'd get half-credit if you at least interpreted the footwork correctly.
I didn't even say move to the side. I said to move back, at a diagonal angle. Sideways doesn't work. But still, you missed a very important point, which I tried to stress. You ALSO
shove your opponent's head away with stiff arms.
It's a shame that, to you, it seems I have no training. But then again, considering your other deductions so far, I shouldn't take it too personally.
I have a submission wrestling class available to me 3 times a week, though I usually only go to it on monday and wednesday. I do judo on sundays.
You're right about one thing, though. I have never wrestled -- in the highschool wrestling sense.
EDIT: also, I'm not trying to make anything sound advanced. What I am trying to do is to be thorough in my description, and cover as much as possible. But in the future, I'll do my best to be more concise since my posting has been almost gratiutously long as of late.