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post #47 of (permalink) Old 11-07-2007, 04:50 PM
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Waaaaahhhh! pt1
by Buo

emotional crisis has begotten me
slow as a turtle, fat as a manatee
now I must kill myself
because I'm so lonely
Die! Die! Die!
Here's the noose,
there's the tree.

Die! Die! Die!
I swim in tears and pee
Die! Die! Die!
broken heart devoid of glee
Why? Why? Why...
do they have to take away her baby?
Oh my! Oh my!
Britney, my Britney...

****taking a bow****

This poem, BTW was brought to you by the letter E.

Mac Danzig is still on his back; his sweaty, pumped white torso is flushed with the auburn heat that auburn skin produces when it is aroused. His panting, fetching head has been pushed up against the cage by... Marc Bocek’s energetic pounding...

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