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post #20 of (permalink) Old 11-21-2007, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Mc19
lol, so i guess mac is the new chuck norris
I highly doubt it....
  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnít lifting himself up, heís pushing the Earth down.
  • Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
  • Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
  • The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
  • Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... Chuck Norris goes killing. Hunting implies failure.


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