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Old 01-08-2008, 08:55 PM   #19 (permalink)
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How do you stop a baby from choking?

Take your dick out of its mouth.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?

I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.

What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?

Grandmothers don't die when you **** them up the ass.

What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby?

Threesomes.

What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?

My ass.

What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javelin through its throat.

Why is there always hot water at childbirth?

In case of a stillbirth, soup.

What has 4 legs and one arm?

A Doberman in a children's playground!

What's the worst thing about ******* a dead baby?

Wiping the blood stains off of your clown suit!

Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?

It was hit by a truck.

What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?

Hold on. I'll tell you in a second.
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