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post #38 of (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 04:27 PM
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Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button?
Because her BF was a blonde too.
Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water.

"Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender.

The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"
What do you call an annexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese
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