Originally Posted by MalkyBoy

A couple of years ago I read a story in a magazine on a page where readers send in there funny stories and the story went something like this.

"A few years ago at college, my college friends and I befriended a chinese exchange student Kim. Over the year he stayed we became really good friends and he was fun to party with. When it was time for him to go home he gave us all good bye cards with our names as a chinese symbol. I had been thinking about getting a tattoo for a while and I really liked the way my name looked in Chinese so I decided to get the tatoo done.

The next summer I went on holiday and down the beach a bunch of Chinese girls came chasing after me shouting Sidney, Kim had mixed up the cards, bastard.

From Dave.