sirdilznik

Which is the most effective/impressive martial arts technique?

Just as a refresher, here is a quick description of each amazing art:

Jeremy Jitsu - The art of acting like a complete jackass, talking shit, feigning injuries to skip practice, getting embarrassed in the octagon, then talking more shit.

Joe Son Do - The art of coming to the ring with horrible theatrics, talking crap and being a horrible sportsman all in the name of the lord, putting on a super sloppy guillotine, then blocking punches with your groin.

R.I.P. - The art of making rhymes in your introductory video, throwing some weird looking strikes, then catching a flying knee with your face.

It's really hard for me to decide between these 3 powerful self defense techniques, but I will give a slight edge to Joe Son Do. There's nothing like having your protege (Kimo) come out carrying a cross then rubbing it in his opponent's face that he injured him after losing the fight. Classy!

What are your thoughts?

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