That's why my husband won't skate with me, he has seen me skate and fears my awesomeness muahahahahaaaa!!
You guys could play pool after dinner then get ice cream where you can eat it outside and it's a pleasant area, nowhaImean?
Or, you can go out, get the insanest premium ice cream you can think of on the way home, then go by the liquor store (or grocery store, Idk if you can buy liquor in the grocery store where you live, we have to go to the liquor store) and get some dessert cordial thing you would not spend on ordinarily to pour over it. The wife chain of thought is usually, "sugar plus dairy plus alcohol = my husband is the sexiest man alive who has never ever made me mad or done anything dumb and I shall do whatever he wants"
Oh how easy it would be if that were true here. When we get drunk/tipsy we usually argue abotu stupid stuff. Just random dumb shit. Nothing in particular. It started recently too, not really sure why. But we didn't last night. We went to a fondue restaurant and had cheese and chocolate fondues over a nice bottle of wine.