Oh how easy it would be if that were true here. When we get drunk/tipsy we usually argue abotu stupid stuff. Just random dumb shit. Nothing in particular. It started recently too, not really sure why. But we didn't last night. We went to a fondue restaurant and had cheese and chocolate fondues over a nice bottle of wine.
That sounds a really good choice. Will have to look around for something similar round here. As swpthleg said dumb arguments after alcohol are a staple of every marriage I know, mine included.