The man has someone to spray his deodorant for him. Straight up pimpin'.
I'm on the bandwagon. In fact, I propose a game that will be a bit of an inside joke to us but still entertaining. Think of all the Chuck Norris jokes and apply the same thing to Stankie and training.
My first contributions:
Stankie would have made Gabe Ruediger make weight.
Stankie would give Any Wang a reason to cry!
(I'm bored and on cold medicine, this may not be nearly as fun when the meds wear off..)