We've all had that happen before. Just sometimes, it's after a night of drinking, you, a sailor, and three midgets.
At some point, someone ALWAYS has feces all over them. Sure, it's not always at the velocity, but it's there none the less.
Ain't that the truth... I know one dude that was alone on a desolate highway, when diarrhea hit. He got out of the car, and squatted down holding the front bumper. Just as he started blowing, a car came around the corner and lit him up with the highbeams. He dove to get out of the way, and as he did, vomited, too... and ended up covered in both.
never has defecato ergo sum been so appropriately placed under your posts until just now. Thank you for finally showing some defecato.
Anything I can do for the cause.
I have my suspicions that it's faked.... the sound is more like that of a squib than someone actually blowing feces. I think they were setting up the doctor.