How do you win in a street fight? Simple...
Don't get into one.
Call me old fashioned... Call me a worry wart... But I'd rather not waste my time putting up instructionals on a scenario too chaotic to predict, neither would I want to put the idea into some kids head that he'd be invincible "in 3 simple steps..."
This thread is a joke. No offense to the OP, but it's closed now too.
It doesn't matter if you agree or disagree
... As long as I don't bore you and I spark a moment of thought, my goal is achieved
Queng leon queng tigre ecu tacacut, queca pa? - Pampangan Mandarigma Motto