The Diaz brothers can come with a bong and a hooked on phonics book, Manny Gamburyan can come with a ladder, Akiyama can come with a condom...if he knows what's good for him, Emerson can come with a giant cross and Mac Danzig can come with a big block of tofu.
I love the diaz brothers one. How about they come as a set with nate on his knees with nics frank and beans in his mouth. (Than you pull the string and Nate stands back up, spits, and says in his dumbass voice "who gonna give my brover title shwat." Over and over again while throwing up retarded wittle gang signs.