Judging by what happens in Africa in an hourly basis......if there is some kind of greater being that decides our daily fates....
.....he sucks ass.
See, that's not true because God obviously only cares about Americans.
Anyway, if God doesn't have a great set of jugs, I'll be fine in hell. Isn't hell the place where Jews go anyway? I'd rather listen to Dave Attell and **** Ron Jeremy than listen to Carlos Mencia and **** Anna Nicole Smith.