-You are constantly finding yourself practicing BJJ on your couch pillows and choking them out.
-You can't go a day without looking something up on the internet MMA related.
-You are constantly critiquing people who wear MMA attire.
-You play UFC Undisputed 2009 Demo till your hands bleed/thumbs sore and all you can think about is Goldberg and Rogan talking about John Hackleman and ChuteBox training.
-You still are finding yourself discussing "Greasegate".
-Everytime a PPV comes around you throw a party that is "SuperBowl Esque" with hor'dourves and a keg of beer.
-When you patiently wait at your computer days leading up to a fight to catch a Dana White video blog.
-You can only masterbate to chicks with five ounce gloves on specifically Gina Carano or any ring girl for that matter.
My Top 10 Favorite Fighters
1. Urijah Faber
2. Jose Aldo
3. Anthony Johnson
4. Frank Mir
5. Miguel Torres
6. Brandon Vera
7. Mike Swick
8. Diego Sanchez
9. Carlos Condit
10. Forrest Griffin