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You know you're too into MMA when:
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05-08-2009, 12:00 AM
Join Date: May 2006
Location: New York City, New York
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- You hear someone refer to MMA the sport as "UFC" and want to punch them in the throat
I feel this way all the time.
- You're watching a porno and you wonder why he doesn't pass the guard.
- You yell out Gina Carano's name during sex with your girlfriend (or boyfriend).
- You think GSP's accent is sexy.
- You refer to someone getting owned as "getting Fedor'd."
- You refer to goatees as either "Jardine's" or "Abbott's," depending on their length and color.
- You want to meet Rachel Leah so she'll show you fighters' houses.
- You sometimes dream of shining Dana White's head.
- You watch boxing and get annoyed when they don't throw knees in the clinch.
- You have an internal debate about whether you should cover someone's eyes or choke them out while you sneak up on them.
- You imagine Bas Rutten and Stephen Quadros narrating your sexual encounters.
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