Whenever somebody mentions the word liver, your heart breaks because Bas isn't gay
You get a boner when somebody passes guard.
You get a boner when somebody pulls guard.
When you see tall people, you wonder what their reach is.
When you go to Montreal, you ask everybody there if they know who GSP is because you "were imbressed with their berformance."
You give girls rear naked chokes and tell them it will all be over soon.
When you see fights in person, you announce them like you're a color commentator.