*You have to remind yourself that in a real fight you can use groin strikes, hits to the back of the head, and kicks on a downed opponent.
*You introduce people using the Buffer Spin Move
*You ask for a PPV for your Birthday (May 23 please)
*When someone say's "He got Franklined" you know what they mean.
*You always had doubts about Kimbo Slice's MMA game.
*You remember a time when Ken Shamrock was a valuable component to the MMA world.
*You "cut weight" instead of diet.
*One of the standards by which you measure your cardio is in terms of rounds.
These are just some of the symptoms...