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Old 05-08-2009, 09:24 AM   #19 (permalink)
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-when arguing with your girlfriend about taking out the trash you fake a takedown and go for a flying armbar

-you pull your punching bag off of the ceiling practicing your MT clinch on it

-you can't wait for an idiot to confront you at any moment so that you can viciously submit him

-you make your girlfriend have staredowns with you

-you make everyone who comes into your home watch recorded MMA fights....all the time

-during missionary sex you pass guard and lock in an armbar

-you don't watch MMA Fights, you "study" MMA Fights

-you've put at least one dog to sleep via rear naked choke
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