Kill Pam-hate PETA like you don't even understand!
F**k Roseanne-i'm black, i like fat white girls, i can't help it.
Marry Lindsey-when we get divorce over the next dumb shit she did i can sit back and collect alimony for the rest of my life!
Sarah Palin, Bristol Palin, Willow Palin
Carley Simon, thanks for writing that song about me!