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			<title>Questions about a backround check?</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:11:42 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>I have had to go and find a new job for the first time in about five years and since then ive recieved a misdemeanor battery charge for a fight in a bar. Its the only thing ive ever had on my criminal record and it was in another state. I was wondering if that type of thing will show up on a criminal backround check. Any input would be great, thanks.</description>
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			<title>Insane MW2 Knife throw kill</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:58:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924919

Bahaha that's so awesome.]]></description>
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Bahaha that's so awesome.</div>

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			<title>Need some information on mma in NY</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:09:14 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Hello don't know if this is the right section to put the thread in but I just need some information if anyone is from NY on the mma scene here in NY. I'm building a website as a project and need some information anything from fighters that are from NY or any mma schools and such.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Hello don't know if this is the right section to put the thread in but I just need some information if anyone is from NY on the mma scene here in NY. I'm building a website as a project and need some information anything from fighters that are from NY or any mma schools and such.</div>

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			<title><![CDATA[Half man's recovery stuns surgeons]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:00:40 GMT</pubDate>
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A Chinese man, who had half of his body amputated after being run over by a truck, has amazed surgeons with his recovery.

Image: http://www.ananova.com/images/web/1546986.jpg 

Peng Shuilin, 37, spent nearly two years in hospital in Shenzhen, southern China, undergoing a series of operations to re-route nearly every major organ or system inside his body.

Now Peng - who opened his own cut-price supermarket called the Half Man-Half Price Store - has survived so well he's being used as a role model for other amputees.

At just 2ft 7ins tall, he gets around in a wheelchair and gives lectures on recovering from disability.

"We've just given him a check up and he is fitter than most men his age. He is amazing and the only person in the world to survive having so much of his body amputated," said Bujie Hospital vice president Lin Liu.

"He had good care but his secret is his cheerfulness - nothing ever gets him down," he added.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3564344.html?men
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:sign04:

That's like...half a guy...just chillin there...just like...half of him...:confused:...where's his...and his...and how does he...:confused02:...why would this dude even wanna live? Props to him anyway.]]></description>
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				A Chinese man, who had half of his body amputated after being run over by a truck, has amazed surgeons with his recovery.<br />
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Peng Shuilin, 37, spent nearly two years in hospital in Shenzhen, southern China, undergoing a series of operations to re-route nearly every major organ or system inside his body.<br />
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Now Peng - who opened his own cut-price supermarket called the Half Man-Half Price Store - has survived so well he's being used as a role model for other amputees.<br />
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At just 2ft 7ins tall, he gets around in a wheelchair and gives lectures on recovering from disability.<br />
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&quot;We've just given him a check up and he is fitter than most men his age. He is amazing and the only person in the world to survive having so much of his body amputated,&quot; said Bujie Hospital vice president Lin Liu.<br />
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&quot;He had good care but his secret is his cheerfulness - nothing ever gets him down,&quot; he added.<br />
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<a href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3564344.html?men" target="_blank">http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3564344.html?men</a><br />
			
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</div>:sign04:<br />
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That's like...half a guy...just chillin there...just like...half of him...:confused:...where's his...and his...and how does he...:confused02:...why would this dude even wanna live? Props to him anyway.</div>

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			<title>Xpert Eleven Football (soccer) managing game.</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:01:46 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Hey I play an online football/soccer game and was wondering if anyone would be interested in joining my league. This is the website http://www.xperteleven.com/default.aspx

Hey people,

I currently run a league called the 'Great British League' but it is undergoing changes so the name is changing and it welcomes all nationalities. It is a relaxed friendly league full of laughs and jokes. We have one team empty but are looking for a further 8 on top of that to establish another division. There are currently 15 managers in the league and it has just gone its first season so there isn't any massive skill differences between the leagues.

This is my League ID: 217802 

I hope to hear from you.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Hey I play an online football/soccer game and was wondering if anyone would be interested in joining my league. This is the website <a href="http://www.xperteleven.com/default.aspx" target="_blank">http://www.xperteleven.com/default.aspx</a><br />
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Hey people,<br />
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I currently run a league called the 'Great British League' but it is undergoing changes so the name is changing and it welcomes all nationalities. It is a relaxed friendly league full of laughs and jokes. We have one team empty but are looking for a further 8 on top of that to establish another division. There are currently 15 managers in the league and it has just gone its first season so there isn't any massive skill differences between the leagues.<br />
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This is my League ID: 217802 <br />
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I hope to hear from you.</div>

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			<title>funny martial arts video!</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:57:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[i discovered this really funny martial arts video! it's about the world's greatest Asian fighter! check it out!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHLZv9SHg6E]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>i discovered this really funny martial arts video! it's about the world's greatest Asian fighter! check it out!!<br />
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHLZv9SHg6E" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHLZv9SHg6E</a></div>

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			<title>Plz help me people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:40:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Mod can now delete this thread. Mission completed.</div>

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			<title>Does Obama care?</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:31:59 GMT</pubDate>
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Dennis, Check out this latest picture from YESTERDAY, Veterans Day 11/11/09  at the Ceremony in Arlington National Cemetery. I don't know whether the National Anthem is being played, or the Flag is going by, or WHAT, but EVERYBODY in the picture is either saluting or has his hand over the HEART.  All except ONE.Guess who. I guess Muslim’s sign of respect is folded hands over your crotch.  How in the hell did the American people elect this guy to the highest office after only 150 days in the Senate, never having run anything except maybe a rally, and having lived so many years overseas.  Are we really that stupid?  This better be a one term deal and the Senate and House damn well better turn Republican or at least conservative in 2010. It’s shit like this that makes me feel a little better about living overseas.

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This is an email I received, that's been forwarded 1000x, but you understand the point.  Can he be anymore disrespectful?

We need to keep this discussion mature, please!]]></description>
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				Dennis, Check out this latest picture from YESTERDAY, Veterans Day 11/11/09  at the Ceremony in Arlington National Cemetery. I don't know whether the National Anthem is being played, or the Flag is going by, or WHAT, but EVERYBODY in the picture is either saluting or has his hand over the HEART.  All except ONE.Guess who. I guess Muslim’s sign of respect is folded hands over your crotch.  How in the hell did the American people elect this guy to the highest office after only 150 days in the Senate, never having run anything except maybe a rally, and having lived so many years overseas.  Are we really that stupid?  This better be a one term deal and the Senate and House damn well better turn Republican or at least conservative in 2010. It’s shit like this that makes me feel a little better about living overseas.<br />
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</div>This is an email I received, that's been forwarded 1000x, but you understand the point.  Can he be anymore disrespectful?<br />
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We need to keep this discussion mature, please!</div>

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			<title><![CDATA[Who Saw "Boondock Saints 2"?]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[if you're a fan of the first, you'll love the second!

builds slowly, kind of okay in the beginning, gets funny and interesting, begins to delve deep in the past, then explodes all over your face with awesomeness!!!

if you're loooking for high cinema and things like "Remains of the Day", this is not for you; if you want funny slightly amoral action and dark humor, go see it!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>if you're a fan of the first, you'll love the second!<br />
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builds slowly, kind of okay in the beginning, gets funny and interesting, begins to delve deep in the past, then explodes all over your face with awesomeness!!!<br />
<br />
if you're loooking for high cinema and things like &quot;Remains of the Day&quot;, this is not for you; if you want funny slightly amoral action and dark humor, go see it!</div>

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			<title>Views On Canada and its ties to the  British Monarchy</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:11:12 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[As a Canadian I have always questioned our relationship in this day an age with the British Monarchy, our parliament is still ran by a representative of the queen, our court of appeals is the court of queens bench. Even our money features Queen Elizibeth prominently. Now even though this is something  I never understood (I never got the monarchy thing in general or why they are still around),but I have always thought it respectful especially as old women like my grandmother think so highly of the queen as a dignified woman. My question is to other Canadians or anybody else who wants to share there opinion but when the Queen inevitably passes should the connection end or should we recognize the new king in the same light? I mean we have been an independent nation for a long time and having a monarchy that is merely symbolic in there own nation as a figurehead seems meaningless. The only thing Im really unsure of is in today's UK would this been seen as a snub by a country that has always been one of our strongest allies?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>As a Canadian I have always questioned our relationship in this day an age with the British Monarchy, our parliament is still ran by a representative of the queen, our court of appeals is the court of queens bench. Even our money features Queen Elizibeth prominently. Now even though this is something  I never understood (I never got the monarchy thing in general or why they are still around),but I have always thought it respectful especially as old women like my grandmother think so highly of the queen as a dignified woman. My question is to other Canadians or anybody else who wants to share there opinion but when the Queen inevitably passes should the connection end or should we recognize the new king in the same light? I mean we have been an independent nation for a long time and having a monarchy that is merely symbolic in there own nation as a figurehead seems meaningless. The only thing Im really unsure of is in today's UK would this been seen as a snub by a country that has always been one of our strongest allies?</div>

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			<title>Gilbert Gottfried....</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:42:21 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I know errrbody knows him as the guy with obnoxious voice, but he is ******* hilarious.  I'm going to share this gem of a Jew with you folk with a few videos......the Howard Stern vids are long, but trust me, it's worth it.


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I'll only put 1/3 of the interview because they're long, but it's great.

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Dracula Gottfried

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Old stand-up

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Can't forget all the roasts he does....amazing.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I know errrbody knows him as the guy with obnoxious voice, but he is ******* hilarious.  I'm going to share this gem of a Jew with you folk with a few videos......the Howard Stern vids are long, but trust me, it's worth it.<br />
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I'll only put 1/3 of the interview because they're long, but it's great.<br />
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Dracula Gottfried<br />
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Old stand-up<br />
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Can't forget all the roasts he does....amazing.</div>

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			<title>Selling my old 360... not to you, but advice appreciated, lol.</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:30:06 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I assume this goes here. Anyway, recently upgraded to an Elite, and am looking to sell my recently acquired, refurbished, 20GB console. Original packaging, instruction, and wiring, minus the controller. 4 games... Ultimate Alliance, Lego Batman, Forza 2, and Pure. Not modded, not banned, though I assume it once red ringed, as it's a refurb. How much would you charge? I put it up on Craig's List for 100 dollars, and already have 10 hits after 30 minutes, leading me to believe I haven't charged enough, lol. But really... 20GBs isn't a big deal, and without the controller... how much should I rightfully be charging? Thanks for the help, peeps!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I assume this goes here. Anyway, recently upgraded to an Elite, and am looking to sell my recently acquired, refurbished, 20GB console. Original packaging, instruction, and wiring, minus the controller. 4 games... Ultimate Alliance, Lego Batman, Forza 2, and Pure. Not modded, not banned, though I assume it once red ringed, as it's a refurb. How much would you charge? I put it up on Craig's List for 100 dollars, and already have 10 hits after 30 minutes, leading me to believe I haven't charged enough, lol. But really... 20GBs isn't a big deal, and without the controller... how much should I rightfully be charging? Thanks for the help, peeps!</div>

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			<title><![CDATA[Best Phishing email I have gotten in a while...I'm DEAD!!]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:39:39 GMT</pubDate>
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Dear:Beneficiary, 

We received an email that you are dead and you asked one Mr. Peterson Rick to come and claim your funds related to your compensation funds $800.000.00 United State Dollars that has been with us since two weeks now and he has also agreed to pay for the fund release charges of US$100. 


So I am writing you to know if you are DEAD OR ALIVE!, if you do not reply back before 48hrs we will have no other alternative than to believe that you are truly dead according to Mr. Peterson Rick. And if you are still alive you can get back to me as fast as you can or you can call me on my phone take note that every thing has been paid for it is just for the fund release fee that this Mr. Peterson Rick has agreed to pay for, if you refuse to get back to us am afraid we shall give the fund transfer to him and collect the money from him that means that he is right that you are dead and you asked him to come and claim the funds on your behalf. 


WE HAVE WITH US A SCAN COPY of the SECRET PHOTO SHOT WE SNAPPED HIM and his FRIEND THE DAY HE CAME TO OUR OFFICE TO TABLE TO OUR OFFICE THAT YOU ARE DEAD,IF YOU NEED IT, WE CAN SCAN IT FOR YOUR VERIFICATION PURPOSES. 


Please you should know that you are to kindly notify me if you are still alive and ready to claim your winning funds and also Let us know if you are willing to pay the needed Charges US$100. Send down an attached to this Message with your I.D card Copy in order for us to know that you are alive and kicking. 

You can send kindly scan and email it to me together with your details. 

Mr William Freeman. 
Email: ********* 
Tel: TEL:***********. 


Please you are advice to stop all further Contact from any body you have been dealing with regarding any Transaction.Please take note that you have been given just 48hrs to get back to us so that we can know if you are alive, and fill the Information Below. 

Name: 
Phone Number: 
Fax: 
House Address: 
Age: 

We await your swift response in regard to this news we received from Mr. Peterson Rick. 

Truly Yours. 
Mr.William freeman. 
Tel: *********
Fund Release Department 

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This has got to be the best one I have gotten ever...I better send them my personal info and some money so they don't think I am dead!!!! :thumb02:

Damn you Mr. Peterson Rick for making them think I am dead!]]></description>
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				Dear:Beneficiary, <br />
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We received an email that you are dead and you asked one Mr. Peterson Rick to come and claim your funds related to your compensation funds $800.000.00 United State Dollars that has been with us since two weeks now and he has also agreed to pay for the fund release charges of US$100. <br />
<br />
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So I am writing you to know if you are DEAD OR ALIVE!, if you do not reply back before 48hrs we will have no other alternative than to believe that you are truly dead according to Mr. Peterson Rick. And if you are still alive you can get back to me as fast as you can or you can call me on my phone take note that every thing has been paid for it is just for the fund release fee that this Mr. Peterson Rick has agreed to pay for, if you refuse to get back to us am afraid we shall give the fund transfer to him and collect the money from him that means that he is right that you are dead and you asked him to come and claim the funds on your behalf. <br />
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<br />
WE HAVE WITH US A SCAN COPY of the SECRET PHOTO SHOT WE SNAPPED HIM and his FRIEND THE DAY HE CAME TO OUR OFFICE TO TABLE TO OUR OFFICE THAT YOU ARE DEAD,IF YOU NEED IT, WE CAN SCAN IT FOR YOUR VERIFICATION PURPOSES. <br />
<br />
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Please you should know that you are to kindly notify me if you are still alive and ready to claim your winning funds and also Let us know if you are willing to pay the needed Charges US$100. Send down an attached to this Message with your I.D card Copy in order for us to know that you are alive and kicking. <br />
<br />
You can send kindly scan and email it to me together with your details. <br />
<br />
Mr William Freeman. <br />
Email: ********* <br />
Tel: TEL:***********. <br />
<br />
<br />
Please you are advice to stop all further Contact from any body you have been dealing with regarding any Transaction.Please take note that you have been given just 48hrs to get back to us so that we can know if you are alive, and fill the Information Below. <br />
<br />
Name: <br />
Phone Number: <br />
Fax: <br />
House Address: <br />
Age: <br />
<br />
We await your swift response in regard to this news we received from Mr. Peterson Rick. <br />
<br />
Truly Yours. <br />
Mr.William freeman. <br />
Tel: *********<br />
Fund Release Department <br />
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</div>This has got to be the best one I have gotten ever...I better send them my personal info and some money so they don't think I am dead!!!! :thumb02:<br />
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Damn you Mr. Peterson Rick for making them think I am dead!</div>

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			<title>Student Expelled for wearing mini-dress</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:21:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I'm confused:confused02: Follow the link for sexy time picture. (Note the story took place in Brazil. Just in case you miss that )

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/928542/student-expelled-for-wearing-mini-dress

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Student expelled for wearing mini-dress

A Brazilian university expelled a woman who was heckled by hundreds of fellow students when she wore a short, pink dress to class, taking out newspaper ads to publicly accuse her of immorality.

The private Bandeirante University in Sao Bernardo do Campo, outside Sao Paulo, said 20-year-old Geisy Arruda disrespected "ethical principles, academic dignity and morality".

Arruda made headlines last month when she had to be escorted away by police after she tried to go to class wearing the mini-dress. She put on a professor's white coat and left amid a hail of insults and curses.

Video of the October 22 incident was posted on YouTube and picked up by Brazilian networks. Arruda has since appeared frequently on TV, saying she is struggling to return to normal life after being humiliated.

Bandeirante University published advertisements on Sunday accusing Arruda of attending class with "inadequate clothing" and having a provocative attitude that was "incompatible with the university environment".

In the ad, titled "Educational Responsibility," the college said it had warned Arruda to change her behaviour and decided to expel her after talking to students, staff and Arruda herself. It accused her of posing for pictures and provoking other students.

Arruda told Folha Online on Sunday she was appalled.

"I was the victim," she said. "How can I be expelled? It's absurd."

Arruda said she learned of her expulsion through the news media and had not received official notification.

She said university officials told her last week she would be allowed to return to classes with the protection of a security guard.
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				Student expelled for wearing mini-dress<br />
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A Brazilian university expelled a woman who was heckled by hundreds of fellow students when she wore a short, pink dress to class, taking out newspaper ads to publicly accuse her of immorality.<br />
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The private Bandeirante University in Sao Bernardo do Campo, outside Sao Paulo, said 20-year-old Geisy Arruda disrespected &quot;ethical principles, academic dignity and morality&quot;.<br />
<br />
Arruda made headlines last month when she had to be escorted away by police after she tried to go to class wearing the mini-dress. She put on a professor's white coat and left amid a hail of insults and curses.<br />
<br />
Video of the October 22 incident was posted on YouTube and picked up by Brazilian networks. Arruda has since appeared frequently on TV, saying she is struggling to return to normal life after being humiliated.<br />
<br />
Bandeirante University published advertisements on Sunday accusing Arruda of attending class with &quot;inadequate clothing&quot; and having a provocative attitude that was &quot;incompatible with the university environment&quot;.<br />
<br />
In the ad, titled &quot;Educational Responsibility,&quot; the college said it had warned Arruda to change her behaviour and decided to expel her after talking to students, staff and Arruda herself. It accused her of posing for pictures and provoking other students.<br />
<br />
Arruda told Folha Online on Sunday she was appalled.<br />
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&quot;I was the victim,&quot; she said. &quot;How can I be expelled? It's absurd.&quot;<br />
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Arruda said she learned of her expulsion through the news media and had not received official notification.<br />
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She said university officials told her last week she would be allowed to return to classes with the protection of a security guard.
			
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			<title>Lawn statue wins in battle with buck</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:41:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[*Lawn statue wins in battle with buck

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VIROQUA, Wis. - A testosterone-charged buck in western Wisconsin locked horns with a formidable opponent this rutting season -- and lost. 

The 7-point buck died after ramming a 640-pound concrete statue of an elk in the backyard of a rural Viroqua (vir-OH'-kwah) home. 

Bucks often tangle to defend breeding territories during the rut. 

Mark Brye says his concrete elk lawn statue weighs about three times more than the buck. Brye says the deer shattered its skull after head-butting the statue because its antlers were dangling. 

Brye says he might remove the antlers from the real deer and glue them on the elk statue as a remembrance of the strange fight.
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				VIROQUA, Wis. - A testosterone-charged buck in western Wisconsin locked horns with a formidable opponent this rutting season -- and lost. <br />
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The 7-point buck died after ramming a 640-pound concrete statue of an elk in the backyard of a rural Viroqua (vir-OH'-kwah) home. <br />
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Bucks often tangle to defend breeding territories during the rut. <br />
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Mark Brye says his concrete elk lawn statue weighs about three times more than the buck. Brye says the deer shattered its skull after head-butting the statue because its antlers were dangling. <br />
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Brye says he might remove the antlers from the real deer and glue them on the elk statue as a remembrance of the strange fight.
			
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