Freelancer

Balkan politics. I'm from Montenegro and wearing Croatian flag on my shorts would be shameful. We used to fight in a war bla bla bla...

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"He who defeats himself is the mightiest warrior" - Confucius(I think)

The Horticulturist

This is funny, but since I was 19 i've always worn snug tight shorts in my workouts. I ordered them from a former ECW pro-wrestler who does custom work for tons of athletes. I have nothing fancy just plan green ones, but they don't rip and haven't worn out and im 21 now.

http://www.eztights.com/

More mma people should get gear from there, if you wanted something custom for a good price. A lot of the examples on the site are cheesy looking, but bare in mind that most of those clothes were designed by lame indy wrestlers without the greatest taste. Anything you can design, they can make. PS Crocop style would be under "Biker Shorts" hahahah

dudeabides

If I had some I'd wear them while at work, the store, playing UFC video games, it wouldn't matter. Those and a bathrobe would really tie the whole wardrobe together.

The Horticulturist

I'd wear them when I went swimming, and I would feel so badass

Evil Ira

I'd love to see you go into training with them on...

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