The masterful photoshop work has convinced me, sir. I humbly renounce the evils of my so called mixed martial arts way and hereby dedicate myself to the true art of Jeet Kune Do. Tonight I will go out and clothe myself in the rainments of my new faith - red and black t-shirts, wrist bands, headbands, and the finest faux hawk money can buy. Tomorrow I will watch Bruce Lee movies, take numerous pictures of myself with a cellphone, and spread the word to all those heathens in the mma communities. They shall hear the truth of their heresies and find themselves humbled as I have before them. In time we will rise up and cast down the golden calf of mixed martial arts! Returning the good people of the world to the safe, comforting, and deadly arms of the philosophical seed of Bruce Lee!
Praise Jeet Kune Do! Praise to it's one begotten son! The mighty but benevolent Todd "The Blessed" Keuneke!
That is not dead which can eternal lie and withs strange aeons even death may die.