loves tha mma

id call it woman stompers basically a bunch a guys go around beating up on woman and children then when they have gained the respect of the mma crowd they make their debut in the ufc kick tim sylvia in the balls and spit in matt hughes face after their are declared the victors matt and tim show good sportsmanship by making hot love to every homosexual in vegas double penetration style then when they realize they are hot for eachothers co*cks they get into 69 position and blow in eachothers mouths after that matt looks down at his dick and sees that some of tims shit was smeared on it so he gets upset and is like hey little bitch come suck the poop off my dick or ill f*uck you so hard in your ass youll bleed like a woman with a drip on

Damone

Ok, so it's about this old man, and a couple of years ago, he was beat up, bruised, and was left with no one who cared. He met up with this evil witchdoctor, and he asked the witchdoctor to start casting spells on his opponents. Over time, he'd start winning, and would then be in the big leagues. He, of course, asked the witchdoctor to help him get the championship. The witchdoctor accidentally casts the wrong spell on the old man, and now he fights like he's a chicken, flapping his arms, pecking, and kicking at his opponents. He makes chicken sounds, and the whole ordeal. It is up to the old man's dog to save the world.

Fred Ward is Ken Shamrock.

.....In....Shamrock's & Shenanigans.

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NikosCC

i got it heres the New movie Plot..
Jack Palance in-- *Am i dead or Will i die*

in the year 2045 Ken shamrock-(Jack Palance) owns a gym in California. Has no Fighters to train no Trainers to Help out.. Hes allw ashed up like John Creese in Karate kid 2.. Now he figures he needs to do soemthing to get his name back out there. so he Tries small arena fights. wins some fights against 60 year old men. than he figures he should try the Kumite. Why not if Frank dux can lie about his record and say he was the best sh*t Shamrock could be believed as one..so he enters Hong Kong and his First match up is Dan severn-(Dan Severn) (What are the odds) now Severn is 86 years old and enters with a Cane.. but is still able to fight since its Dan severn lol..

Thats all i have gotta go to work.. ill add the ending later today..

Shamrock is played by- Jack Palance
Dan Severn played by -Dan severn

For all you non movie buffs Jack palance is the guy who played Curly on City Slickers..
and in 2045 dan severn would be 86 years old
and Jack palance would have been dead for 39 years..

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Themesh

I heard Tim Allen was starring in an mma movie, i checked imdb and its tim allen starring as a jiu jitsu master who must fight, it doesnt say if he fights mma or what but according to a few sources randy couture has a cameo role so maybe thats why i heard its an mma movie. Either way sounds bad, i mean i think Tim Allen is funny but as a jiu-jitsu master fighting at 55 after never fighting for money? dont think so lol heres the imdb link Redbelt (2008)

ZZtigerZZ81

There is also a realistic MMA movie that I heard about being made with a reputable director, but I don't remember who or really anything else.

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Damone

And, oddly enough, Dan Severn would look the same.

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NikosCC

hahahaha yepp

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Chrisl972

If you read the entire page, it's not Tim Allen that has the role of the BJJ Master. Chiwetel Ejiofor is the fighter.

I hope that makes a little more sense for anyone wanting to see the movie.

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Alula

I'd make a documentary; easiest way to go.

Or

Based on Royce Gracie's/Randy Couture's career (basing it on Chuck's career is not possible as of now, it'd have to end with him getting KTFO by Rampage, and no one likes 'sad' endings.)

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