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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 09-20-2006, 01:48 AM Thread Starter
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how to start in fight??

hello america and other people, i am Borat, i am trying to start to get in a shape for fight in mma. I now do training of run for 30 mins each day, lift weight for 1 hour and jumping jack for 15 . My body is like little **** baby how do i get better look??
This is me now getting ready to run

What technique do i use for man body that can do great sex?

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what joke does Borat make??
i only want to know training to make me fight like Ganesha so i can crush enemies

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It is funny, dont ban Borat. Shut up MMAkid

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No no, you shut up. This is retarded.
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Originally Posted by Borat Sagdiyev
hello america and other people, i am Borat, i am trying to start to get in a shape for fight in mma. I now do training of run for 30 mins each day, lift weight for 1 hour and jumping jack for 15 . My body is like little **** baby how do i get better look??
This is me now getting ready to run

What technique do i use for man body that can do great sex?
He looks like a natural cage fighter to me.
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You can't just workout. You have to pick a fighting style like judo, BJJ, or kickboxing.


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What I would say. Is dont worry about running unless your in track, or planing on running from your fight. lift as much weights as you can for as long as you can. I would also say sit on your hands and legs till they fall asleep the lift weights. After the feeling begins to return, sit on them again. If you can train your body to overcome pain and train it to listen to your commands when it has little blood in the limbs, it will work way better with blood. Its the same type of high altitude training from a mountain, hard work on little oxygen = better preformance with more oxygen.

If you want to get as drunk as you can before your fight too, we all know druck fighters are the best fighters. If you dont drink then i would say drink about a 6pack of red bulls. This will give you a boost in speed

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lol it's not the actual borat!!!! but good tips^^
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