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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-26-2007, 11:41 PM Thread Starter
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The Latest "Dear Don" From Don Frye

Here's a laugh just in time for the holiday season. Don Frye, former UFC Legend is giving out some shopping advice...luckily its past Christmas and you dude's won't be able to put this into action till next year.

Dear Don,

Whatís a good Christmas present for my girlfriend that doesnít involve expensive jewelry or me wandering into a womenís clothing store? I feel like I donít know how to shop for a woman, but I really like this girl and want to get her something good. At the same time, I donít have a ton of money and am not ready to go the engagement ring route. What should I get her?


You donít want to buy her a ring or any other expensive jewelry, huh? Congratulations. Youíre not as dumb as everyone else. I donít know where people get the idea that jewelry is some kind of Christmas cure-all. Maybe itís from those damn commercials during the football games this time of year.

Anyway, youíve already decided not to go that route, and Iím proud of you. What you do now is put your girl in the car and drive to the strip club. Take her in and buy her a lap dance for Christmas. The good news is that, even if she doesnít like it, she canít return it.

Who knows, maybe one thing leads to another and you both go home with a present. Call it a Christmas miracle. If it doesnít work and she gets mad at you, hey, at least youíre already in the strip club. What better place is there to get cheered up after your girlfriend leaves you? Merry Christmas, partner.

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-26-2007, 11:47 PM
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LMAO, I just read this in Plazzy's thread in the VIP Lounge. Good stuff. Don Fyre is legendary.

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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-26-2007, 11:59 PM
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I am so in love with Don Frye. It's totally hetero, but it's oh, so lovey dovey.

Don Frye needs his own reality show. It, like, needs to happen, now. Have Bas pop in for some appearances. They can talk about things that are important, like corn flakes and stuff.

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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-27-2007, 12:06 AM
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Haha, yeah, thanks Don, and kds13!

Don Frye is a real man's man. I bet he typed this up on a typewriter. No girlie MS-Word for The Predator!
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